Cougars of Climbing Calendar 2010

I was told that I was going to be in the 'Women of Climbing' calendar 2010, but to my disappointment..........not so much.

It was a rad photo.....lots of cleavage.....but to my dismay my dream did not come to fruition.

So I will make my own freakin' calendar bitches! That's right. No young chicks in our hand-me-down spandex. We are taking our spandex back! That's right!

These are the rad beeeatchs nearing or in their freaky forties. In our sexual prime, waiting for young meat that can handle our sexual prowess, climbing like young pre-pubescent horny little boys.........

These are the.....

COUGARS OF CLIMBING














RIP Sue. You were one bad ass bitch!

Clunting

Climbing and hunting........don't go hand in hand. And here's why........

Down here in the high desert of Southern Utah
once a year
two worlds collide
it's called....

THE DEER HUNT


Climbers and hunters have something in common

we both enjoy the use of the land....

but that's about fuckin' it!

They load up their Dodge Rams and Rhinos.....



....load up on beverages......


...and head out to Welcome Springs.

And here we are.....

Hippie-climber-wanna be activists enjoying the hike......
getting all psyched to go do some SENDING......




GUNSHOT!!!!



ORANGE MEN CHILDREN on ATV's!!!!



NO! This is NOT paintball! This is the real deal!

Bambi's running amock....




Rhino dust.....



bullets flying overhead.......


thoughts quickly turn into....

"Am I going to one hang Hobytla again.......?????"

to......

"HOLY FUCK!!! THEY THINK WE ARE DEER AND WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

I really really needed to laugh......